Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via god-damnit-barb)

theflavourofyourlips:

ladies and gentlemen, Jack Barakat

(via all-hail-king-fuentes)

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

(via oseous)

georgegillies:

one gifset per episode

↳ american horror story: murder house — home invasion

(via hitchhikersguidetogallifrey)

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

(Source: jamesmcslay, via chocolatescifiandtea)

(Source: dailysamclaflin, via jenamalogna)

(Source: olober-psycho, via oseous)

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

(Source: joshutchersonn, via lovejawsh)